I'm going public. Somewhat.

42%

We have averaged a 47% survival rate across the board on the above quiz.

Before we unleash our arsenal of knowledge, you must understand something about the contributors of this blog: we have heart. In a classic zombie film, we are the ones who will choke back tears as we see the last glimmer of humanity exit the pupils of our loved ones, turned zombies. (*see note) We are the type of people who will bawl at the end of day, bandaging wounds and motioning through air machete chops, while reasoning all doubt from our hearts --- a rehearsal for the near future. We are the survivors who will slice through zombies for the sake of humankind, as man is capable of incredible compassion. We will do that for you. UGHHHHHN.

The owners of this blog hold information regarding the days to come. We must take precaution and can unfortunately give you limited knowledge on our identities. Soon, theories and articles to follow.

*note: On the CareBears, we would be comparable to Tenderheart and Funshine Bears.

Penn is dead.

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Required knowledge base as of 10 Mar 2008:

Film:
28 Days and 28 Weeks Later

Books:
World War Z, Zombie Survival Guide

Video Games:
Resident Evil 1

Keep in mind, this is just for now. Our knowledge base of Zombies will require expansion as time goes on. Until then......

Si vis pacem, para bellum

it begins.