1) clobber
2) jump to higher ground
3) further protect others in higher ground
4) mimic other zombies; falsely acquire their characteristics to blend in
5) stand very, very still
6) shotgun. perfect.
7) turn and run with haste
8) THWACK!
9) succumb
Friday, April 4, 2008
PC # GTHRDSF898234
The contributors of this blog appreciate the recent acknowledgement of the mainstream, specifically those at THREADLESS, for their endeavor to add to the existing body of discourse regarding the undead. While the presentation of this information may seem "hokey," please take the following methods offered by the below image as viable means of escape during what is to come.
Brain parasites.
Meet toxoplasma gondii.
I read this article in the past as link to a cat-lady story; did not make the zombie connection until recently. Beware. "Return of the Puppet Masters by Carl Zimmer
IL #*23789EF789Y4235
A comprehensive article; despite the unscholarly platform, it is a good overview of what may come. Please review "5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen" By David Wong, TE Sloth, and feel free to comment below.
Take your time, as it is a wealth of other information, which lead the owners of this blog to find this cached article on Clairvius Narcisse.
http://www3.district125.k12.il.us/chemmatt/87/87_10_t/871004t.pdf
Or, please see our archived version of this article.
Take your time, as it is a wealth of other information, which lead the owners of this blog to find this cached article on Clairvius Narcisse.
http://www3.district125.k12.il.us/chemmatt/87/87_10_t/871004t.pdf
Or, please see our archived version of this article.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
I'm going public. Somewhat.
42%
We have averaged a 47% survival rate across the board on the above quiz.
Before we unleash our arsenal of knowledge, you must understand something about the contributors of this blog: we have heart. In a classic zombie film, we are the ones who will choke back tears as we see the last glimmer of humanity exit the pupils of our loved ones, turned zombies. (*see note) We are the type of people who will bawl at the end of day, bandaging wounds and motioning through air machete chops, while reasoning all doubt from our hearts --- a rehearsal for the near future. We are the survivors who will slice through zombies for the sake of humankind, as man is capable of incredible compassion. We will do that for you. UGHHHHHN.
The owners of this blog hold information regarding the days to come. We must take precaution and can unfortunately give you limited knowledge on our identities. Soon, theories and articles to follow.
*note: On the CareBears, we would be comparable to Tenderheart and Funshine Bears.
We have averaged a 47% survival rate across the board on the above quiz.
Before we unleash our arsenal of knowledge, you must understand something about the contributors of this blog: we have heart. In a classic zombie film, we are the ones who will choke back tears as we see the last glimmer of humanity exit the pupils of our loved ones, turned zombies. (*see note) We are the type of people who will bawl at the end of day, bandaging wounds and motioning through air machete chops, while reasoning all doubt from our hearts --- a rehearsal for the near future. We are the survivors who will slice through zombies for the sake of humankind, as man is capable of incredible compassion. We will do that for you. UGHHHHHN.
The owners of this blog hold information regarding the days to come. We must take precaution and can unfortunately give you limited knowledge on our identities. Soon, theories and articles to follow.
*note: On the CareBears, we would be comparable to Tenderheart and Funshine Bears.
Monday, March 10, 2008
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